For the animated reactions of the guy behind her.
Just because you're mentally ill doesn't mean you can't also be an asshole.
|Jet Bin Fever |
I LOVE public hearing videos. This reminds me of Zhao Fang's classic Rogue Helicopter Pilot video.
|Shoebox Joe |
I thought this was a Bad Lip Reading video.
Please put this in the tags.
|Maggot Brain |
This is amazingly awesome. Check out grandma on the right, she looks about ready to punch the shit out of somebody.
Reading old Geocities sites out loud in public is now performance art.
She's channeling a bit of Francis E. Dec.
|pressed peanut sweepings |
Notice how she can't bring herself to actually say 'penis'.
This woman needs to be in every one of Obama's campaign ads as the face of the Republican party.
"This is deranged thinking"
Licking butt will kill you within 30 minutes. Gays use profanity after sex. Gay sex is a behavior, you know what else is a behavior? Stealing!
It's so weird hearing a straight person rant about the gays. It must be lonely, it's pretty much just her and Fred Phelps.
Fred Phelps is a heterosexual. There's actually a good book on him titled "Addicted to Hate". It was never published, but the manuscript was leaked. Spoiler Alert: he's a controlling asshole that allegedly beat the shit out of his family. He was particularly partial to screaming strings of profanities at them for hours.
Fred Phelps should not be taken at his word. He isn't some tortured gay man with a genuine interest in crusading against homosexuality. You can tell, because Fred Phelps admits that homosexuality isn't a choice. This is obvious to any heterosexual, but gays living as heterosexuals don't get that because, for them, homosexuality really is a choice that they might have made had their childhood TV characters told them it was okay.
The protests are a scam, and anybody that treats them as sincere is a fucking sucker. He's a democrat and a civil rights lawyer that fought Jim Crow. I'm sure he probably gets a lot of checks for his anti-gay crusade, but to my knowledge, he hasn't taken any action to advance that anti-gay agenda beyond building his own brand. It's a scam.
He has a long history of using his church for scams. The "church" is his house and the "congregation" is just his very large family. The protests are pretty much just a way to get people to scream at his kids because he's too old and frail to get away with it these days. Read the book. I guarantee you will find your opinion of him less favorable with each chapter you read. He is not as nice a person as his cruel funeral protests would suggest.
Want to oppose him? Don't fucking stand out there with a dumb sign or try to talk him out of beliefs he doesn't really fucking have and make fucking sure that a pregnant woman with nine kids can get access to enough services in your community that she won't have to go back to a fucking monster like this. Marge and her kids escaped only to find there was nowhere to go. We as a society really fucking failed that family.
Except a lot of his clan now try to sue the bejeezus out of anyone they can. If it's a scam, they're carrying it on for the money.
Okay, to clarify, he's actually not as nice as my post made him out to be. He's a fucking monster. It fucking infuriates me that you think he's such a nice guy. You don't get to grow up and become an adult and have a life of your own in that household.
His kids don't have agency. They do what he tells them to. Why do you think nearly every one of his children and their fucking spouses have law degrees from the same school?
He carries it on for the money. His broken children are the fucking tools he uses to that end.
needs lisp tag
I would like there to be a superhero who's only mission is to inform people that they are wrong. Some caped guy with muscles flies around and lands right in front of this lady as she exits the hearing and politely says to her "Good day, ma'am. You're wrong."
|Billy the Poet |
Wow, that dude looks a lot like me. I would probably look a lot like him in this situation.
I like how the old lady behind her passed a note to the contorting dude.
"ILL SUK U 4 MEDZ"
|La Loco |
My God, I'm scared that some of those mid westerners were convinced by her statistical science.
catpenis27, can i has gratitude for your acknowledgement of my cat philosophy?
Judas, a Homo
THA SUGAH RAIN
There is no way on earth that shit is real. "Also wear magnesium oil and don't masterbate. State master garlic, wear garlic in pockets, sew undies to undershirt in front, put ice next to bed. Throw out TV and dangerous items. Log lock door or put rosaries on doorknob. Put white crosses on entryways, head of bed and top of page... Meet at a library. Consider using a megaphone on a cloudy day."
I refuse to believe this is real.
Apparently, this woman is in the habit of plastering Lincoln with flyers. The flyers are, predictably, masterpieces of Beat literature. Someone's kindly collected them here:
In this week's episode of Gall Force, the Solenoids finds themselves under attack from both the Paranoids and the Bioethic Genociders.
|Big Name Celebrity |
Can someone explain how single-gender dorms will save people from gay sex?
Billy the Poet
I think she means that each dorm building should have a SINGLE gender in it. As in one person, locked in tight and safe from all the P-E-N-I-S that comes flying out of hyperspace at him.
|Robin Kestrel |
It's like grandma always said: "Shoplifters don't make good salespeople!"
I just realized she talks exactly like Basil Marceaux.
needs a "hospittle" tag
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