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Desc:Usefull instructions from a weapons expert.
Category:General Station, Stunts
Tags:fat, katana, burglar, defense, defend
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Comment count is 33
duck&cover - 2012-05-13
I guess he should fear ham-burglars.
TimidAres - 2012-05-13
I dont know what a "bugla" is, but Im glad I now know how to defend myself from one.
And knowing is half the battle!
Corpus Delectable - 2012-05-13
Needs fatswordsman tag
Enjoy - 2012-05-14
Why are Katanese generally obese? Doesn't the skinny guy need protection more?

Corpus Delectable - 2012-05-14
Seriously, the "defend" tag needs to die in a fire, since "defense" is already linked, and the manifoldly and splendiforously linked "fatswordman" tag needs to replace it.

This video deserves its place in the oeuvre.

Jet Bin Fever - 2012-05-13
"Bugglers Beware!"
Old_Zircon - 2015-05-13
They'll booglarize you.

The Mothership - 2012-05-13
Now I know how to be the most badass burglar ever.

extra star for the big kick.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2012-05-13
God I love this.
Caminante Nocturno - 2012-05-13
Let's be honest, a burglar isn't going to find anything to steal in his home.
MacGyver Style Bomb - 2012-05-13
As a utility worker, I see a few of those "There is nothing in here worth your life" window stickers. Thanks to the conditions of such places, you can honestly say that there's nothing inside worth your *time*.

Old_Zircon - 2015-05-13
The only burglar he's got to worry about is Hamburglar.

Callamon - 2012-05-13
How old is he 16ish 32ish ? Also needs the Heavy Breathing tag.
catpenis27 - 2012-05-13
I saw that preview, and read it as "katana vs BURGER". I knew who it was by the preview, and I'm sticking with burger.
catpenis27 - 2012-05-13
Also every time I see this I think of some lines from a movie: "I carry a knife for protection", next person says "People who carry knives get shot."

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-05-13
It's similar to how people who think shotguns, rifles, and other "manlier" firearms are somehow a good idea in close quarters.

Though unless you've got a bayonet mounted on one, swinging it isn't as big an issue as Captain Katana's brand of idiocy.

SixDigitDebt - 2012-05-13
Where's the neckbeard tag, you heretic?
magnesium - 2012-05-13
It's really more of a double-chin beard.

misterbuns - 2012-05-13
A delicious selection from the comments:

have u ever killed someone who is truing to break into ur house ?

RichieBees 1 day ago

Never killed anyone, but someone tried mugging me once in Riverside Park in NYC, I used my weight to rip a branch off a tree and proceeded to take the guy apart.

bbillyk in reply to RichieBees 1 day ago
fedex - 2012-05-14

almost got it

misterbuns - 2012-05-13
"With your master technique why not simply slice the bullet is half with superior, one thousand time folded steel?

bsmit208 "
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-05-14
From the description:

"None of these techniques are foolproof, and the best thing to do would be to simply not be seen."

I find this a lot like the Goodyear Blimp offering lessons on how to be a stealth bomber.

BHWW - 2012-05-13
Please, this is so lame.

A Tactical wazikashi would work much better.
Hank Friendly - 2012-05-13
Maybe its the fact that this guy somewhat resembles me if I was 100 pounds fatter, or the possibility that had I not made the choices I did in life, this very well could have been me (in as much as that is possible), but I think he is a shining beacon of hope in the eternal morass of darkness that is the internet. Full aware of the ridiculousness of his situation, he drives on, unafraid, almost recklessly, towards glory. I salute you fatswordsman.
fourthguy - 2012-05-13
None of these techniques are frooproof. Good to know.
badideasinaction - 2012-05-13
I voted this up the the hopper because of the wonderful slight pause at 4:27 where he thinks his cunning plan through.
badideasinaction - 2012-05-13
"up in the hopper"

Fuck, I need to sleep.

fedex - 2012-05-14
well, you know, MOST guns would be able to fire through a door...yes, so...it's a good thing you will enver encounter anything more dangerous than a Nerf gun I suppose

Aelric - 2012-05-14
Just hangin' out.
Redford - 2012-05-14
One of the popular panels at naka is the panel where the guy actually trained in era-appropriate katana technique shows a bunch of people how a sword would be used to chop your torso in half. It's pretty enjoyable every single year.
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-05-14
Does the audience get to choose which weeabo gets bisected, or does the panel host bring their own human sacrifices?

garcet71283 - 2012-05-14
Filmed by mom.
hammsangwich - 2012-05-14
Bowglore, bugla, bugguler, borger, burger. This guy needs to tighten up his jowls.
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