Corpus Delectable Dakterrr.....ORLY TAITZ! She holds two daktert dergrees.
jangbones The narrator got paid in packs of Lucky Strikes.
spikestoyiu She was able to record this during her break at the diner.
MongoMcMichael She's got a sock-puppet account in the YouTube comments. Voice your displeasure before she blocks 'em, folks!
SteamPoweredKleenex You mean the uploader, who sports the truly witty handle of "KenyanBornObamAcorn"?
Given the anguished English being used by said "person," I doubt they'd know HOW to block comments. In response to someone who said they don't have a promising career in voice overs, the reply was:
"I had reading crap, but I ain't gonna dish out hundreds of dollars."
I can see they had reading. It explains a lot.
memedumpster America : all the personal powerlessness of an empire, with the easy capacity to vote in death and tyranny like a free city state. We got the worst of all worlds.
StanleyPain Any time now the secret Obama police force that MYSTERIOUSLY ASSASSINATES HIS POLITICAL OPPONENTS will do away with her!!
Any time now....
Really...seriously. It's coming.
Seriously.
Any time.
Hailey2006 That narrator sounds like she works at a drive thru!