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Billy the Poet - 2012-05-20

Then we will eat a PIIIIEEE!

Rhyming really helps you get through this movie.

Binro the Heretic - 2012-05-20

This was a terrible movie, overall, but Irons made it worth seeing at least once.

Riskbreaker - 2012-05-20

Pretty much, between Wayan's minstrel act, the bald guy, and the hero cosplaying as Squall, Irons is just riding along this cheese wave.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-05-21

I didn't think the bald guy came off half-bad in this schlock fest. His lines weren't as awful as most, and he didn't really over-cheese his role.

Also: You can distract a beholder in this movie with a rock. For those who don't know, this is a monster with about a dozen eyes on stalks that can look in every direction at once, along with one big eye on its front. It can disintegrate things, too, which I was kind of hoping for at that point in the movie...

Binro the Heretic - 2012-05-22

Maybe it was a stupid beholder?

I mean, there have to be at least a few monsters of every breed that are dumb-asses.

Caminante Nocturno - 2012-05-21

He sounds like he's halfway through getting over some Novocaine.

sosage - 2012-05-21

IIRC the villain's right hand man/mini-boss wore blue lipstick.

garcet71283 - 2012-05-21

Holy shit, Tom Baker was in this?

StanleyPain - 2012-05-21

As was Richard O'Brien.

lordyam - 2012-05-21

no ACTING! tag?

cognitivedissonance - 2012-05-22

I was once in a campaign deliberately designed to replicate this film. The rules were that, if in doubt, one had to do what what the characters in the movie did, but react to dice rolls appropriately. Everything went well until Wayans kept getting natural 20s on "wacky pratfall" rolls and wound up accidentally killing all the baddies before the rest of us could get involved.

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