5 star bitch
|The Mothership |
Somebody's a lucky boy, to have such a noble, popular kid for a friend. What a beautiful thing to condescend to be the friend of an autistic boy. Why, here's a song written just for this occasion, let's listen...
oh shit. angels in disguise... all alone... -the rhymes (!) without a friend....sometimes the miracle turns out to be you...
Dear lord, the autistic kid demonstrates a greater social awareness than many of the 'adults' here.
so much evil here. stay till the end for extra evil.
needs an assburgers tag and the fucking song does not start till 6:15
Everyone on stage is improperly socialized and cannot comprehend the subtleties of normal human interaction. Two of them have an excuse.
Also, that Hoda person creeps me right the fuck out. Everything about her just seems...off. Her appearance, her name, everything. She resembles an improperly constructed android.
I like how she accidentally addresses the unpopular kid by the sport hero's name at 10:44. You know that's what happened because she's using her condescending "talking to the retard" voice.
Even before the song this feels like an Onion News bit, what with how the whole thing is completely about Zach the baseball star. And then they do the godawful song, and after that, the host is only interested in asking people how they liked her horrible song that she wrote.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Why do people watch these horrible skanks? I had to brace myself to make it through this fucking clip.
Maybe their audience are the same people that would have dog weddings.
What? I talked to aspergers kids all the time in junior and high school. I loved them. I didn't get a fucking show. Where's my fucking show?
The song sucked horribly. Dear god that was painful. Nice how they get the star college athlete who's banging everyone a gift basket and money and have nothing but a game ticket to share with the lonely aspie who is now friendless.
What the fuck, this is the worst. I can't believe they wrote a song for this. Why did you do this?
|Robin Kestrel |
Sometimes the miracle turns out to be... YOU!
I gritted my teeth through the initial interview, but had to watch the song portion through my fingers like it was a horror movie. I haven't been this uncomfortable since the first season of the Office - only this was several times worse and *actually happened*. Unbefuckinglievable.
Two million years of cannibalism ends and less than a thousand years later, this.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
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