Get an abortion or I'll KILL YOU!
It's all the stupid shit you might doodle when you're drunk/stoned, but animated as boring and as lazily as possible while sober.
What the hell was that?
The lips are her most off-kilter feature, in a way. Without that little divot-thing, it looks like she's sporting some unfortunate collagen implants.
|Caminante Nocturno |
That woman just can't stop flying into people's mouths.
From Lou Scheimer's Wikipedia page:
"In the late 1990s, Scheimer returned to the field of animation. A Dutch investment company, Dreamweavers, NV., approached Lou with a concept based on an off-kilter Dutchman's renderings of characters aimed at young adults. Scheimer went into production on an animated feature film entitled Robin and the Dreamweavers. Robin, the first human ever born in cyberspace, battled the evil siren "Triple XXX" who desired an earthly body and gained power through mankind's baser carnal desires. The film, however, was never distributed."
If that's the name of the "evil siren," is her formal name actually XXXXXXXXX?
Well, that was certainly a thing.
In one hand, this is awful. On the other hand, it's terrifying. In the third limp, useless, vestigial hand it's pretty much the same as R. Crumb.
All I heard was the "Butts, butts, butts" song from "Bob's Burgers".
|Pope Caius |
Help! I can't decide which part to set to Chacarron Macarron!
Every time I see the filmation logo and it's NOT followed by a male chorus singing "HE-MAN," it seems somehow wrong.
|Killer Joe |
There's nothing that gets me (and America!) hotter than seeing someone's idealized virgin/slut as a toddler.
|big pincers |
that character design makes me nauseous...
They changed them completely for the actual cartoon, I think. all I know is they're different, and the actual cartoon is a hundred times worse than this.
|Seven Arts/H8 Red |
If this is your big return to animation, Lou Scheimer, it would help if you didn't reuse the executive producer credit from He-Man.
Also, it would help if you didn't make someone's fever dream look like Animaniacs.
I'm disappointed that Robin didn't do the Filmation Four (roll across the frame into a running position; crouch and wiggle side-to-side; walk towards the camera, stop, and turn head 45 degrees to the right before talking; recline coquettishly on the ground facing the camera, then turn to your right and push yourself up with your arms).
The cartoon so bad it gave Lou Scheimer parkinson's disease.
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