THA SUGAH RAIN If Victor could get his shit together I could imagine many many people responding to something like "Hi this is Victor from the internet. As you know, we here at the internet provide complimentary tech support and security protection. Your computer has been transmitting some serious distress signals and we just want to guide you through some quick steps to get everything running up to code..."
StanleyPain Clearly you don't have any family members over the age of 60 with access to the internet.
Hay Belly My baby-boomer dad was upset he couldn't find his credit card because the computer was telling him he needed to do something he couldn't explain but he was supposed to do it because someone in computerland told him he needed to RIGHT AWAY. My dad was a banker and manages stock portfolios.
Pompoulus No it's okay, Victor is always doing crazy shit like this.
Robin Kestrel I would be okay with public crucifixion for convicted scammers.