Crisis of consonants!

He was a pretty good vampire, until he had a crisis of confidence, and met Brad Pitt, who was a worse vampire, and he felt better after they had a gay vampire baby daughter thingie.

He was a pretty good marine in Vietnam, until he was blown up and paralyzed, and suffered a crisis of confidence. Then he met another paralyzed veteran named Charlie and they spit on each other.

My god, he's right! Much like Dana Gould, Rich Hall is one of those really, really funny guys who for whatever reason never quite made it big, and that's a shame.