Toenails - 2012-06-01 So what's more silly? The fact that it took over sixty dudes to rob one bank (I stopped counting after that), or that nerdy dude just could stop walking across your line of fire begging you not to shoot him?
Caminante Nocturno - 2012-06-01 Games like this were full of people like him, people who think the best way to avoid being shot is to jump into the middle of a gunfight and yell "DON'T SHOOT!"
sosage - 2012-06-01 "In the Konami ad there's a reference to...uh...uh ninjas...talks about 'fighting ninjas in chinatown' aside aside from being...as I understand it culturally inaccurate since ninjas are...uh...in the origin of Japanese and not Chinese...uh" - Lieberman on Lethal Enforcers
freedoom - 2012-06-01 I loved this game simply because of how the announcer says "Lethal Enforcers" when you put quarters in.
OH WAIT. I GUESS YOU CAN. I MEAN, TECHNICALLY IT MIGHT BE ARGUED THAT YOU OVER-STEPPED YOUR AUTHORITY IN KILLING ME RATHER THAN TAKING ME INTO CUSTODY AND THAT YOU SOMEHOW VIOLATED MY CIVIL RIGHTS, BUT WHATEVER, YOU'RE THE COP AND MUST KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
Anagramother - 2012-06-02 These games are so fun to go John Woo on by paying for both guns.
Pompoulus - 2012-06-03 I used to do that all the time, there was a point in high school where I pretty much lived at the above mentioned Area 51 machine. You got the shotguns you didn't even have to aim, really.