Old_Zircon
An yes, I instantly thought about pebbles and ghostdongs and sneaky birds.

Caminante Nocturno
The Internet ruined wolves for us.

Caminante Nocturno
I can barely imagine how angry I would've gotten if I'd seen this drunk.

kingarthur
Okay, my reaction to that is "you've gotta be shitting me". This is the same reaction I had to hearing "vampires sparkle" and I turned out to be wrong, so....

Quad9Damage
Oh no, he's not shitting you. From what I understand the werewolf 'imprints' the baby which makes them soulmates for life. The baby will grow up and the werewolf will be her life protector and then when she gets old enough they fuck because it's her destiny. But apparently this baby grows up really fast so it's okay!

Caminante Nocturno
That sounds like something out of a fanservice-filled harem anime.

Rodents of Unusual Size
double stars go to the Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney Canine Witness banner ad. Because I don't know what that is but it looks just as retarded as Twilight.

Chalkdust
I have no idea what is up with that banner ad. Clicking it just goes to a regular Ace Attorney page on Amazon (there's no such thing as "Canine Witness"). I think somebody's trying to exploit some loophole in referral rewards.

Old_Zircon
Me too b^________^b

garcet71283
So....did Kristen Stewart ever do it with one of the dogs?

Jet Bin Fever
She wants a cold undead penis to impregnate her with an undead baby but she's still really into that pig-nosed dog guy... I think.

StanleyPain
I've watched the first one and nothing can really prepare you for it. The people trying to portray these movies as just simple "kids entertainment" or something like that are being incredibly kind to the films and extremely ugly towards teenagers in general if they think this is the kind of entertainment they should be getting.

The first movie is a meditation on awfulness. You could probably do a whole college course on the massive, continuous filmmaking mistakes the film makes alone, much less the rest of them. And on top of that, it is LOOOONG. It's a little over 2 hours and the pacing is mind-bogglingly slow. What blows me away is that Breaking Dawn (and part 2) are being directed by Bill Condon who's actually a fairly well respected writer/director. A lot of people are theorizing that the movies are purposefully trying to victimize the fans by being so awful that they are unaware of it (being so immersed in the culture) and that it's a wink to those of us outside the culture, but I don't buy that shit.

BHWW
Well a lot of modern movies in general seem to be on the level of Bert I. Gordon films, millions of dollars blown on making films that are not nearly as coherent or well-made as filmed-in-a-week quickie drive-in theater fodder from the 50s and 60s.

Old_Zircon
You people need to start giving Bert I. Gordon his due respect.

TheOtherCapnS
Hey, are you guys talking about Bert I. Gordon?

Caminante Nocturno
Bert I. Gordon.

Dread Pirate Roberts
iGordon?

Corpus Delectable
The notorious B.I.G.?

Dread Pirate Roberts
Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.

Chalkdust
more than that, it's about how important it is to be controlled by your boyfriend both emotionally and physically

Rudy
WRONG! The moral of the Twilight movies is that vampires love to play baseball.

StanleyPain
Make sure when you submit videos you use the actual URL of the video, and not the "youtu.be" links that YT generates now. POETV just treats those as "unknown sources" and throws them in the hopper.