That guy
O that this too too sullied flesh would melt,
Brown, and resolve itself into a b.l.t.

Bootymarch
The scene with Hamlet is a shocking dramatic twist

catpenis27
It does sound a bit like a 5 1/4" floppy disk looking for the right program.

dementomstie
He sounds and moves like a Dot Matrix printer.

chumbucket
"+1 POINTS OF FUTURE BACON FAT +1 POINTS OF FUTURE BACON FAT..."

onionradish
The constant noise...

Comeuppance
Fittingly, a pug makes the same noise.

spikestoyiu
Hahaha, because it's a pig!!!

dr_rock
i no rite lol

Nikon
Sure, the piglet is cute now. What about when it grows up? It won't be as cute once it tops 200 pounds.

chairsforcheap
mini pigs grow to an average of 55 pounds you fucking cunt.

B. Weed
Potbellied pigs average more like 130-150lbs. Or are there new mutants out there?

Nikon
Well is my face red.

Meerkat
So not only are you a cunt but you're on the rag too?






Nice.

SteamPoweredKleenex
So these are only snack size? What a rip-off.

Still, I guess you could serve them on a stick.

poorwill
Stars for chairsforcheap.

PeteyCruiser
you've obviously never tried eating dog meat before, because it can be delicious

StanleyPain
This video is about a year or so old....this woman's channel has more recent videos. This little guy grew up to be about the size of an average dog. Still pretty cute, though. Pigs are actually pretty cool pets.

Spastic Avenger
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miniature_pig Some have reached 350 lbs.

themilkshark
stars

Sudan no1
Dived right into it like it was double dare.

Pope Caius
You just need a bathtub and some imagination.

Jet Bin Fever
But, most people that would want to dive into food wouldn't fit in a normal bathtub.