|Jet Bin Fever |
28 part submission.
While the bronies have strange parts to their fandom, its a very large one. Bronies are really no more strange than other groups of fans on the internet.
"... on the internet."
I see what you did there.
I was like "Nah, it can't really be a Fallout/MLP crossover thing."
|Caminante Nocturno |
You really need to listen to this, or at least as much of it as you can. This is the caliber of fanfiction PoE was made for.
Also, it's important to note that the narrator is reading from the perspective of a girl pony.
Don't act like you're above this level of dorkiness.
No fucking way.
Isn't this at this point one of the longest works ever?
I hope this eventually becomes the biggest written work in human history, just as an unceremonious "fuck you" to the literary world.
It's how anime scripts seem to work. Why say clearly in two words what you can drone on about with a hundred?
Juice: If that's true, then say hello to the greatest work of fiction ever written:
3.4 million words. 3.4 MILLION. That means this dude has been going at an average of 2000 words a day for over four straight years.
Some guy wrote 3.4 million words about Super Smash Bros. Really let that sink in.
Ooh, so close, just missed being three times as long as A la Rechere du Temps Perdu
Rememberence of Things Smashed
This is someone's magnum opus.
Somewhere on this planet, someone typed in the last period on the last line on the last paragraph on the last page of this story, sat back, exhaled, and thought to himself "this is good."
Somewhere, someone thought the world could not exist without a MLP/Fallout story. So he made one.
This is someone's life achievement, and he'll never write anything better after this.
Oh god, what am I fucking doinBLUDUBUDUBUDUBL NO NO I WILL FINISH WHAT I START
I'd have a hard time coming up with 300,000 words ABOUT Sonic the Hedgehog, much less that many for any kind of narrative beyond multiple pages of "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."
Value your properly functioning human brain
At one point during the relevant period in my life, I got smashed and was later shown chatlogs in which I insisted that the spin-dash was a Jungian symbol of uroborotic incest
During the relevant period in my life, I wrote a Pokemon/Command & Conquer crossover. I don't remember how many words it had in it.
Proud to say that I've never written fan fiction.
I once knew a 15 year who was writing a fanfic for Zelda and was planning to get it published. I mentioned copywrite being an issue and she dismissed it as "this was just so good, of course they'll publish it."
I just looked her up and she's currently unemployed.
There's a huge section of TvTropes devoted to this thing. A real surprise to people here, I'm sure.
Does this thing end the same way as Fallout 3? because I don't ever want to be subjected to such a stupid ending ever again. I'm still bitching about it.
Technically, Fallout 3 doesn't end anymore (with Broken Steel, anyway) and you can decide, if you want, to nuke the Citadel.
Does anyone want to take a stab on why pony gore art is so prevalent? Is it just a boring ironic "oh man look at how these symbols of innocence are so RUINED," or is there a significant portion of the fanbase that is really this broken?
It's the natural outcome of adolescent sensibilities meeting a childish interest. When a socially maladjusted nerd whose idea of "mature" media consists of gratuitously violent power fantasies finds himself inexplicably attached to lighthearted children's entertainment, it's almost inevitable for him to try to combine the two, wishing to create his own ideal universe to escape into while having no creativity of his own. Basically thinking that a mashup of "stuff I think is cool" is going to produce anything good or valuable.
Oh, shit. I'm enjoying this un-ironically.
He just fucking leveled up and chose the Cherchez la Filly as his perk.
I'm sure he just chose that because the 10% damage bonus to the same sex will come in handy in an almost all-female universe and not because he wants to make the ponies have gay sex.
Seriously, we can take the piss out of this thing as much as we want, but I'm sincerely glad the Internet causes things like this to occur.
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