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Reminds me of when I used to tie a sock around one of my cats. Makes them lose their coordination. I'm a shit :(
I like to imagine this is how Stephen Hawking spends his free time.
Why? Because it's science, that's why!
I had clips from the Conet Project playing as I watched, it worked nicely.
Conclusion: Cat owners are dicks.
This video, dupe?
I do not really care much.
Cats are pretty great.
Jet Bin Fever
Old old dupe, but I can't find it at the moment. It's up here somewhere, oh well.
But anyway, It's based off an even older clip from some Japanese TV show where they did this (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=43257). It's also a really awful and mean way to screw with your cat's mind.
This is what the robots will be doing to us, soon enough.
Scientific Question : How, as a human, can I come off as one of the slimiest contaminated used douche bottles ever discarded?
Research : What do people like more than anything, and are extremely opinionated about? Cats!
Hypothesis : If I make a video of cat taping, then my douche level will increase.
Experiment : Make video.
Analyze data : People identify me as a douche about four out of ten times now!
Conclusion : Douchier videos are needed, but this is a definite start in the right direction. Time to request funding.
Oh, and stars.
|Kid Fenris |
And that's why I could never own a cat.
After the little shit pisses in your closet for the third time, being a douche stops being a concern.
Missing the old "tape on the bottom of all four of the cat's paws" trick.
They convinced someone to make another Gabriel Knight?
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