Aw, poor Christians. I feel so bad for you. I will let you pet my lions.
For a second I read that as "I will let you pet my loins."
I choose to believe that "lions" was a typo and this is what you meant.
For those unaware, S.E. Cupp is a proto-Anne Coulter who says that she's atheist, but then routinely writes and does segments on Fox News talking about poor Christians are so put upon and oppressed. Since she never goes on real shows, no one has ever called her on her shit and asked her to outright explain her bizarre concern trolling, but she's gotten some mileage in recent years in adopting most of if not all the "batshit crazy conservative code-speak" of the Sarah Palin types railing about horrible elitist, East Coast liberals and how they hate the JEEBUS, disguising the fact she her self is a liberal college educated person from the East coast.
Cupp describes herself as an atheist who "really aspires to be a person of faith some day."
BTW, am I the only one seeing "100% Pure Wolf Urine" ads on my banner? I don't even know what you'd do with it, and it's been there for a while now...starting to creep me out...
Pareene summed her up perfectly a few years ago when he put her on the 2010 Hack List;
"Her “I watch NASCAR” shtick is a degree of magnitude more insulting to Middle America than the usual confused befuddlement with which coastal liberals view the hinterlands."
"Cupp is proof that being a Young Conservative — especially a TV-ready one willing to cynically tell the rubes that ignorance is noble — is a much easier way to make a living than legitimate journalism."
She's basically what would have happened to the MTV VJ Kennedy, if she decided to get into journalism.
THA SUGAH RAIN
gmol: The vinegar chemtrail banner and wolf urine ads are just amazon ads. And you use wolf urine to make other animals thing a wolf has peed somewhere.
100% wolf urine is one of the ingredients in the cocktail known as the "Mexican Car Bomb".
What the hell did she say right at the beginning there? "I know it sounds miasma?, anathema?, asthma?"
wtf? When you look up the definition of sophomoric....etc. you know the punchline.
She said "I know it sounds anathema"
Brilliant way to show your conservative bonafides...start your segment by incorrectly using a big word.
THA SUGAH RAIN
She clearly said "I know I want an enema" which seemed really out of place given the context.
Let's not forget that same 80% of America believes that a majority of those Christians will go to hell for belonging to the wrong faith.
Oh, and everyone that doesn't believe what they do will be tortured forever and ever and the rest of us are supposed to respect that.
S.E Cupp? That joke writes itself so hard Larry Flynt should be already working in a porn parody as i type this.
"Their goal: TO OVERTHROW GOD."
I don't think you guys have anything to worry about then. Overthrowing God is probably going to be kind of hard. I don't think you can even get to his headquarters without being dead.
Plus, if they DID overthrow God, the fact that he was there to overthrow at all would force the Atheists to admit that God exists, and then they wouldn't be atheists anymore. SO GOD WINS EITHER WAY.
HE IS A MASTER PLANNER.
They probably played Xenogears a bit too much.
As God is omnipotent it is impossible to overthrow him, he would just push the "Continue?" button.
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