SteamPoweredKleenex That means the Egyptians had the secret of time travel and letting everyone who uses it speak the same language as where/whenever they go. Must've been an early TARDIS prototype.
I guess the temple next door was the one with the Stargate.
Xenocide This is the story of two young archeologists, and their cowardly friend, who can't be an archeologist because he's brown.
They used to show us these cartoons in Sunday School. I always wondered why they felt the need to shoehorn in a time travel plotline instead of just going "HERE ARE SOME STORIES FROM THE BIBLE. SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP."
TeenerTot Time travel means it really literally happened sometime in the past and is certainly not a made-up story.
snothouse 3:49 made me totally lose it.
OUTTA DA WAY
Killer Joe Samson looks like he should be battling the thundercats.
And the Egyptians have mastered time travel, but Jews (and Christians) only have guys that are pretty strong? Who's winning that arms race?
Quad9Damage I never read the Bible story so I have no idea if this is how it actually ends, but props to Hanna-Barbara for not making the conclusion all smiles, I guess.
Unless the actual story ends with God being a dick and saying "Fuck no you don't get your strength back! You broke your promise even though it was someone else's fault!"
duck&cover What I remember is God giving Samson his strength back just in time to pull down the temple pillars and crush himself and the Philistines.