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The Mothership
Stars for everybody. Everybody gets stars today.
What a hero.
"Vlad Stalingrad is going to punch his ticket!"
I've been sitting here trying to come up with a better Russian action hero name for about 5 minutes, but Vlad Stalingrad is pretty much perfect. What would happen if Indiana Jones and Vlad "the impaler" Stalingrad met to fight the nazis?

George Lucas would explode.
I can see the movie poster now in 50's technicolour:
Vlad and Indy high-fiving over hitler's crying, broken body. Rendered unto pulp by Vlads "Iron curtain punches" and Indy's brand new cat-o-50 tails.

One millions glorious stars of the people for Vlad Stalingrad.

Baldie even slinks out of the scene like a classic villain.

It's weird how the pusher just leans back on the door after he pushes that lady without even protecting himself from a counter-attack. It's like he just wanted to take her out of the conversation.

another FSB ... and keep counting, unfortunately
five stars there were no trains at that time
I'm hoping that the man in the blue is a security officer. I'm basing this on how he starts running towards the fallen woman but sees the man in brown picking her up, so he changes course and heads inside for baldie.
he could just be a pack of hungry wolves in a man suit

He seems to have something seriously wrong with his legs, be it birth defect, injury or just being Russian. Bravo to him for booking it like that regardless.

I think it might have been caused by the bag or whatever it is he was holding. Carrying anything, especially with one hand, will mess up your sprinting gait.

Adham Nu'man
The running man does not enter the same doorway as baldie mcpunchface.

I hope Vlad Stalingrad fractured that motherfuckers skull.
"Oh, let me save her. Fuck I couldn't. Next step: Give a cosmic punch in this guy"

paradamen 1 day ago
Vlad Stalingrad's first adventure is ripe with hero's journey-like personal conflict. He is thrust into greatness by being forced to save the chick, but fails miserably. Confused and wounded, he takes up the call and punches baldie in the face. Then he has to make a choice...finish off baldie or make a second attempt to save the female in peril.

I look forward to the next episode.

Russians don't fuck around.
It's only a matter of time before this video gets slo-moed and Guiles Theme is added...
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