Huh... I could have sworn this was already on here. This is one of my favorite Zoltarkill pieces.

5 stars for Emperor Gorlock's penis.

Also recommended (if you can find it): "Emperor Kennedy Legend: A New Anthropological Debate" by Leszek Kolakowski.

Jimmy Crack Corn. Battle Hymn of the Republic.

Scottie Pippen looks right dapper in a mod suit.

Layla in the Sky for the Benefit of Shaft.

This is informative but fails to mention The Whitey Album, a collaboration with Renaldo Moore and Gordon Shelley of Musical Youth.

John, Paul, unknown.