Oh Goursh... There is so many things wrong with this I need to itemize them.
1. Indians did not think of the colonists as some handsome fucking Greek Gods. They were short, pale, and smelly. Oh, so very smelly!
2. I know I've heard that Chief's voice before. It was either a video on here or something on adult swim. It's bugging me, but I'm sure when I stop thinking about it it will come to me. It's like he's the male version of Tree Trunks.
3. I know it's just suppose to be silly, but are they trying to make a point also? I hear the smug-ass but I don't know what they are trying to say.
P.S. Fix your tags you drunk!
I think that it was trying to rationalize racism by using Native Americans as an example. According to them, their quest for racial purity is the same as Native peoples' quest to preserve their culture.
I have no idea why the Natives were portrayed as huge bigots. I noticed that they're the Indians from Pocahontas. They have no other frame of reference about early Native people other than that. Maybe it's just supposed to be a funny spoof of a popular cartoon? The questions that come to my mind about it are endless.
I'm less than a minute in, and there are already so many questions:
-Why are British colonists wearing conquistador helmets?
-Why are there crowds of people cheering a colonist ship? The early colonists were all religious extremists and borderline criminals fleeing their broken lives.
-Good job sailing out of the harbor with all your sails furled up, dipshit.
-Why would you go north around the UK if you were heading to America?
-Wait, now it's about Lord Nelson?
Man, fuck this bullshit. If I have to watch thirteen more minutes of this I'll probably have a fucking aneurism.
Sanest Man Alive
Why does Lord Nelson look like Stormy from Sealab 2021?
Why do Native Americans call themselves Indians, and motherfuck how have none of these crackers even heard of India?
I couldn't make it past the insipid "but it's our land" banter repeated ad nauseum.
You missed the first contact between Indians and Honkies?
You would have shot yourself. I regret watching it. Iranian hate cartoons have a higher production value, and less propaganda.
Honkies wiped out the Indians because Indians were racists.
Our clone warriors were stronger than theirs. That's why we won.
Ah, the conquistador helmet wearing Englishmen encountered a tribe of strawmen. No wonder they didn't need smallpox to win.
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