This made me 8% sadder than I felt before.

Is this evil handicap accessible?

Reminds me of a fellow who had to make a bus from the opposite end of a bus station who either forgot his walker or hurt himself. Either way, he tripped and hit his head. He broke skin, but nothing serious. I made sure the guy got on the bus and even had enough time to run into the bathroom to get him something to wash himself up with. Really depressing knowing how age stresses folks out.

I so wanna die before shit like this starts happening to me.

I laughed.

I only feel mildly bad about it.

'moans of the dying' would be a more appropriate tag.

heh

I'm pretty sure there's a reason this wasn't a dupe.

What the fuck, poe, you're seriously some goddamned terrible people.

After this you can watch a ducky chase a guy. And the net effect is that you watched nothing at all.