Okay Okay... where's the Onion logo at?

I'd be interested to know why someone buried it more than a meter below the ground.

Like, maybe it's cursed or something?

Five. Fucking. Stars.

I wish I was a simple, naive farmer who dug this up and thought "My god! Look at this beautiful mushroom!" The internet claimed that from me a long long time ago.

the GoDs MuSt bE hOrNy!

The one I had was made in china anyway. You'd think the workers would recognize the shit they make.

Surely, this is the biggest threat to democracy we have. They are a canny and calculating nation, capable of the most unscrupulous of schemes.

So, think they'll show the follow up story after a biologist looks at it?

Watch out! It might explode.

Oh come on. At least one of those guys should have been able to tell it was made of some synthetic material. And honestly how can anyone get past those big vagina lips.

I feel really bad for the biologist who showed up the next day.

The lingzhi mushroom that the villagers claimed that it is exactly supposed to be is in reality a shelf fungi and looks nothing like the sextoy at all.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingzhi_mushroom

5 stars for stupidity.