Toenails 
Okay Okay... where's the Onion logo at?
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Binro the Heretic
I'd be interested to know why someone buried it more than a meter below the ground.
Like, maybe it's cursed or something?
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Jet Bin Fever
Five. Fucking. Stars.
I wish I was a simple, naive farmer who dug this up and thought "My god! Look at this beautiful mushroom!" The internet claimed that from me a long long time ago.
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memedumpster
the GoDs MuSt bE hOrNy!
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catpenis27
The one I had was made in china anyway. You'd think the workers would recognize the shit they make.
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cognitivedissonance
Surely, this is the biggest threat to democracy we have. They are a canny and calculating nation, capable of the most unscrupulous of schemes.
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Reefer Fez
So, think they'll show the follow up story after a biologist looks at it?
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Nikon
Watch out! It might explode.
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undecided
Oh come on. At least one of those guys should have been able to tell it was made of some synthetic material. And honestly how can anyone get past those big vagina lips.
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Potter
I feel really bad for the biologist who showed up the next day.
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Xenagama Warrior Princess
The lingzhi mushroom that the villagers claimed that it is exactly supposed to be is in reality a shelf fungi and looks nothing like the sextoy at all.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingzhi_mushroom
5 stars for stupidity.
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