My goddamn sister used to watch Barney ALL FUCKING DAY. If it wasn't on, she was screaming. The VHS tapes were white with pink letters, Barney. Five+ stars for giving me a new and more acceptable memory of this downright irritating show. On a sidenote, my mom had some friend that saw the lady that more or less created Barney (in about 1997). He told her he hates the show, thinks it's stupid, trying to get a rise out of her. She basically told him to fuck himself, she doesn't care, she got $24million in its first two years.
I lived above my landlady, right over her son's room. He was a gentle man in his late 30's, suffered from down syndrome, wonderfully behaved with a booming voice when excited. I'd be awakened every morning at 5:58 by screams of "BYE BYE BARNEY!! BYE BYE!!" every weekday.
I loved that neighborhood.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
What was this guy's schtick, anyway? "Hi I'm a bug dumb dinosaur who wants to teach you how to make friends?"
|Jet Bin Fever |
I'm really glad I was always way too old for Barney, but I do remember kids on the bus swapping Barney jokes, which were basically just recycled Michael Jackson jokes.
I remember a variety of songs about killing Barney.
I hate you. You hate me. Let's chase Barney up a tree.
Jet Bin Fever
oh man, I could go for some anti-Barney fanfiction right about now.
The Day of the Barney is a classic.
Jet Bin Fever
I'm going to get my brakes worked on tomorrow. I'll print that out and take it for some light reading.
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