duck&cover So if Edison saw this, would he go insane and destroy all his movie cameras and projectors?
chairsforcheap he would probably run neighborhood cats and dogs through the reels
Sanest Man Alive Nah, he'd just use this to publicly torture animals to demonstrate "the perils of moving pictures" and promote his radio company as safer to use.
baleen He would probably go "Are those kike names in the credit inserts? Are you telling me Jews are making movies with my patented cinematic films? Are people not happy with Birth of a Nation?" Then he would call a bunch of his patent enforcement thugs to go break up all the non-Protestant film production companies that use imported film by destroying their footage, except he'd find that he didn't know how to use the new phone systems and that also all of his thugs died a long time ago.
These are all things that Edison actually did.
cognitivedissonance Presumably he'd catch the boat to France and assassinate the Lumiere Brothers.
boner I'm guessing this is House's painkiller-induced hallucination
Nikon As hallucinations go, this one doesn't look too bad.
bluiker So I don't watch House and I was thinking Ariel must be the name of some character on the show. But this, this is so much better.
NewHeavenSalesman The youtube description is a triumph in every sense. Seriously, just read it.
Myrmidon "Ariel starts following poor House everywhere, even when he is trying to relax in his bathroom."
Oh god, choking, I am choking from laughter. This is absolutely spectacular.
baleen This girl is going to have her life ruined.
urworstnightmare unrealistic, when young girls hit old men they run away as a freakin sissy to their moms .... moms read as their fucking ugly gf to jerking off them
IrishWhiskey This comment manages to actually out-weird/creepy the video.
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