Emptiness is the number one reason to rate a video 5. C'mon. Get into the spirit of this dump.

She describes her first kiss with a woman almost the same way I did when I didn't have a sexual attraction to women. Except I wasn't bringing up my boyfriend or reassuring everybody that I may have kissed this girl, but I'm not really *with* her.

Now that I do have attraction to females, I can tell you that if all you have to say about kissing a girl is that she was wearing chapstick you're a Kinsey 0 and should keep any songs you write about it to yourself.

Nevermind. It's not melting my popsicle.

How can a video game with no violence get five stars for evil?

Because I'm lazy.

by having a woman in it

You'll be right more often than wrong in doing that.

You'd be wrong more often than SolRo in doing that.

Also fat.

And gay.

And stupid. And fuck you

I am not gay.

That ain't what SolRo says

He's wrong.

You are too boring to be gay.

All ya'll are gay, that's why I five starred this video. no homo

I broke the dam on this one and I have no regrets.

NO

REGRETS

Katy Perry is the Platonic ideal of "butterface"

I hate her singing, but I think Katy Perry can be cute. It's just she has no sense of style other than "try-hard."

I don't think it's her features as much as her horrific head shape.

butterhead

hey remember the time john holmes motherfucker was obsessed with katy perry because she reminded him of the pin-ups he used to jack to back in the 50's?

hey remember the time john holmes motherfucker was obsessed with katy perry because she reminded him of the pin-ups he used to jack to back in the 50's?

Nobody remembers any of that you goddamned fruitbats.

If you want o generate a rivalry, use swear words and also references a human being might give a shit about you dumb fucking twatmonsters

It's not a rivalry. I have no idea who the fuck this person is, but I'm just going to cut and paste everything he says, because that's a really really easy way to respond.

i heard boxxy's mom had to get a restraining order against john holmes motherfucker because he kept calling their house late at night and just breathing and breathing

stop fucking typing

But I'm not typing. That's the beauty of it!

God damn it, I think some of PoE News leaked over here.

So you replied to that in two minutes, tops.

'Sup, Billie_Joe_Buttfuck?

CJH, if you want to fuck with John Holmes, you need to bring up the Purity Ball video where he said it was a good idea "to protect girls."

I'll sum it up for you. Accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior. Purity cermonies are da BOMB! Cherry Pop Culture can't fucking read.

the exact phrase was "she is betty boop made flesh," which is probably my favorite comment ever.

also I fail to understand the point of this video. so a pop song is on a dancing game for a popular console peripheral? Is that it?

But you get gay according to SolRo

i heard boxxy's mom had to get a restraining order against john holmes motherfucker because he kept calling their house late at night and just breathing and breathing

I'm on it.

ah, well done. but are you brave enough to submit "Peacock" by the same dude, John Holmes Motherfucker?

Uh... Maybe not.

Okay, I just saw it. I'll submit it if the California Gays video gets voted up. Sorry I get the name wrong.

hopper vids have been slow to get votes in the past few days for some reason. I hope it makes it!

haha, they even cut out "no weenies." might as well cut out "melt your popsicle" while they're at it. curiously "gin and juice" was left in.

The child who is dancing to this dumb pop song and having fun and not becoming obese is so much cooler than us.