Now THAT'S comedy

I have a soft spot for chimps and monkeys, but I hate baboons. They are by far the worst monkeys.

In your mind, just change the lyrics from "Red Rose Tea" to "Poe Tee Vee" as you watch it.

I admire some of Willis' work, and he's by no means a terrible actor, but the more I hear about him, the more he's starting to remind me of the old guy in your neighborhood you're never supposed to make eye contact with or say the word "Studebaker" to if you want to keep all of your teeth.

A man of simple and refined tastes.

This is funnier than most of Smith's movies.

Yeah, unless you want a fat hipster blubbergushing tears all over you in angst, you damned well better tell them you don't like comedy except something obscure and not yet ripped off by Kevin Smith.

I like monkeys doing stuff too though.

So Kevin's plan is to alienate himself from everybody who could ever aid him in working again?

Solid plan. Endorsed entirely.

Porchmonkeys.