I've never met a nice south african
It's like eating Skittles with your eyes.
Don't eat those skittles they are not regular skittles!
You spend millions building your lightbrite night club, and you're really proud of it, but spend a couple thousand more to hire a PR guy so that the image of the club isnt immediatly associated with a fat, bald, shifty-eyed, used car salesman.
He kinda makes me afraid to NOT go to his club.
He gets outright threatening at the end there.
June, 2012. South Africa creates the most horrendous thing ever.
Jet Bin Fever
Took a lot to beat apartheid, but they may have pulled it off.
The only nightclub in existence furnished entirely by Spencers Gifts.
low fucker machines
Looks like a bowling alley on "cosmic" night.
Nearly everyone I've known who's seen it told me that it's pretty to look at but the story is dumb and kind of racist.
This was four, until there were The Paintings. Jesus fuck, did he just google image search for 'erotic avatar fan art'?
"free erotic Avatar fan art I dont wanna pay no moneys"
love the one with the disproportionately huge cow tits
Trapper Keeper called, they want their neon vomit look back.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Nothing sexier than models chain smoking cigars.
I research house DJs for work and have done so for a few years now and I've never heard of any of their celebrity DJs.
-1 because the club could have looked a lot stupider than it already does, and because I've been 5 starring too much.
"I research house DJs for work"
Take me with you.
In 2007 I drank 12 cups of coffee and listened to Christian rock 6 hours a day for about 5 months for work, it's not all fun and games.
Trust me, it looks a lot stupider in real life. And neon-y, so so much more neon-y.
That's good, because in the video it looks about as tacky as the remodeled Cal-Neva Casino in Reno. Which is pretty tacky, but not much more so than any other casino or dance club I've seen.
Quit spoiling my dreams.
"Now, you'll see in chart five on the overhead here that DJ WiQidLickwid's fresh beats have declined in both tightness and trance-adelic funk levels by more than expected margins for the last three quarters. You'd think that the sensible option would be to divest, right? You'd be wrong. Our statistical projections based on our proprietary (Electic-electro Deepbass Mixatology™) sampling method show that he is just going through recapitalization phase where he will regroup and lounge, put on a couple of pounds, and make plans to create the raw homegrown sounds. Thus we are recommending to our client, the ShroomRoom, that his contract be renewed for the next six months. Thank you."
http://www.avastar.co.za/opening-club-pics-gallery (some painted bare breasts on pitiable club workers)
Thrill to their gourmet food!
|Xenagama Warrior Princess |
I keep looking at chain smoking PR salesman's shirt throughout the video and it keeps reminding me of those puffy paint shirts that those mothers made for those kids composed of licensed characters all throughout the early 90s.
|Adham Nu'man |
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