Starts slow...then snowballs.

I want to hang out with these elves so bad.

Hooray! I'd given up on this one. I knew I'd be submitting this when Santa talked about "putting a red nose" on the front of his truck, a grisly image that evoked "Silent Night, Deadly Night".

That's not hot cocoa in that mug.

Those were the most mournful "ho ho ho"s I've ever heard.

At 3:55, the snow says, "Fuck it," and goes home. One of Santa's naughty elves drops an F-bomb at the end as well, I believe.

Those cheap pitch-shifting filters (heard at the beginning and end of the video) make voices sound a lot scarier than they need to be.

Kids! Talk to Santa's elves! Just 2.99 a minute!

I just skipped to like 3:39 because it was getting boring and holy crap it got awesome. "If you have weird last name that's like 4 or more syllables, just make up a fake one, because we don't want to deal with that." Then they get to the one elf implying she's a prostitute called "Miss Sugar" and how she's from the south and lives in a FEMA trailer... holy crap. This is amazing.