John Holmes Motherfucker Hooray! I'd given up on this one. I knew I'd be submitting this when Santa talked about "putting a red nose" on the front of his truck, a grisly image that evoked "Silent Night, Deadly Night".
kingofthenothing I just skipped to like 3:39 because it was getting boring and holy crap it got awesome. "If you have weird last name that's like 4 or more syllables, just make up a fake one, because we don't want to deal with that." Then they get to the one elf implying she's a prostitute called "Miss Sugar" and how she's from the south and lives in a FEMA trailer... holy crap. This is amazing.