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Desc:This time, he's got elves, and they're ladies! And I think they're drunk!
Category:Classic TV Clips, Horror
Tags:santa, Public Access, elves, blitzin(get it?)
Submitted:John Holmes Motherfucker
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Comment count is 11
sosage - 2012-07-03
Starts slow...then snowballs.
NewHeavenSalesman - 2012-07-03
I want to hang out with these elves so bad.
John Holmes Motherfucker - 2012-07-03
Give your two hundred dollars directly to Santa.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2012-07-03
Hooray! I'd given up on this one. I knew I'd be submitting this when Santa talked about "putting a red nose" on the front of his truck, a grisly image that evoked "Silent Night, Deadly Night".
Koda Maja - 2012-07-03
That's not hot cocoa in that mug.
Jet Bin Fever - 2012-07-04
Those were the most mournful "ho ho ho"s I've ever heard.
Hooker - 2012-07-04
At 3:55, the snow says, "Fuck it," and goes home. One of Santa's naughty elves drops an F-bomb at the end as well, I believe.
dementomstie - 2012-07-04
She does! She totally says "Fuck Grand Rapids" around 9:53. This would make me so sad as a child.

animegurl1000 - 2012-07-04
Those cheap pitch-shifting filters (heard at the beginning and end of the video) make voices sound a lot scarier than they need to be.
John Holmes Motherfucker - 2012-07-04
Kids! Talk to Santa's elves! Just 2.99 a minute!
kingofthenothing - 2012-07-04
I just skipped to like 3:39 because it was getting boring and holy crap it got awesome. "If you have weird last name that's like 4 or more syllables, just make up a fake one, because we don't want to deal with that." Then they get to the one elf implying she's a prostitute called "Miss Sugar" and how she's from the south and lives in a FEMA trailer... holy crap. This is amazing.
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