Comatose2 His story about Tie Domi has a ring of truth to it. One of my friends played against Domi in Junior B and told a story about getting in a fight with him. He punched him in the face as hard as he could - Domi's head snapped back, then snapped forward with a smile on his face. He said "is that the best you can do?" and proceeded to beat him senseless.
Kabbage 4:45 "Then one time, the gas got stuck and he spun out of the control, and he was... going through the boards an... right through the canteen. Flung him off the tractor, pissed himself... it was horrible. Big yellow piss stain on the ice, stayed there for close to... two years. Nobody wanted to skate over the piss stain..."
Mancakes The piss stain story alone is worth ten stars.