memedumpster Sexual harassment is cool if your idiot friend is recording it for YouTube. Thanks, hownottogiveafuck.com for being one step from video rapists!
Kilo147 Hey baby, was your daddy in the Navy, cause you've got semen written all over your face.
BHWW None of these are as bad as this number I overheard once:
(paraphrased)
"So, how old are you, huh?"
"...I'm twenty."
"Good, that means you're legal."