Jet Bin Fever 
Physician, heal thyself.
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Corpus Delectable
Clearly reasoned and compellingly presented. I'm a convert.
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SteamPoweredKleenex
As he was walking towards the camera, I realized who Alex Jones is.
He's Daniel Songer's long-lost brother.
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jangbones
Is it a conspiracy that his crew can't figure out how to properly mic his fatness?
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urbanelf
Does Jones mentor Glenn Beck?
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John Holmes Motherfucker
When you put a crystal skull in the Illuminati capstone of your pyramid, you're just asking for this.
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CIWB
Just a walking pile of pure dumb. His audience of paranoid white trash makes me see why the evil Illuminati or whatever wants to eradicate large chunks of humanity.
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John Holmes Motherfucker
To be fair, he's got a point about the Washington Monument being phallic.
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John Holmes Motherfucker
He's in favor of carbon taxes, which is why he isn't on Fox News.
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Pompoulus
but do I really feel the way I feel
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Caminante Nocturno
The Illuminati used their occult powers to make it windy, thus making it impossible to hear his truth.
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John Holmes Motherfucker
The illuminati are also responsible for the fact that my Firefox spell checker does not contain "Illuminati"
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CrimsonHyperSloth
Did he actually list "Cyclotron" in his strange technology list?
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THA SUGAH RAIN Fuck the cyclotron, I want to know more about the fish infusion weapons.
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CrimsonHyperSloth Oh I want to know as well, I'm surprised that the "DEADLY MYSTERIOUS CYCLOTRON" is some how alien to him. Does he not own a microwave?
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HarrietTubmanPI
Has anyone ever called this guy to inform him that demons and ghosts and spooks don't exist?
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StanleyPain But people believe they do, therefore they MUST exist! See, when someone believes something, it means it's automatically real!
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John Holmes Motherfucker Based on what he's saying here, he doesn't necessary believe in demons and spooks, just crazy cults that belief in demons and spooks, and run everything.
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StanleyPain
Concentrated idiocy in it's purest form.
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SteamPoweredKleenex
I take it Alex Jones doesn't patronize the Luxor in Las Vegas, then?
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memedumpster No, but the Temple of Set holds their gatherings there, which is a real wasted opportunity for Alex to proclaim "Satanic cult uses pyramid for satanic cult gathering."
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ashtar.
Then I'm rotting in Memphis
Rotting with my feet ten feet off of Beale
Rotting in Memphis
But do I really feel the way I feel
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