This was my childhood. This is why I never even need to try acid.

seanbaby!

also, when Apache Chief expands out of the bottle is absolutely amazing; wait the peace-pipe shrink-ray is amazing; oh wait, the disintegrator ray is amazing; oh wait, this vodka and lemonade is fucking my shit up and everything is amazing.

Superfriends has lax standards, and this strains credulity worse than most Superfriends episodes.

This same thing happened in "Evil Alien Conquerors" with the giant Croker:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrRNBH6xJyQ

The only important difference is, while Colossus engaged in random vandalism, Croker went the route of infomercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZBJelflwOk

Superman, everybody can see the cosmic giant. He's fucking huge. Stop making up powers.

considering the actual danger of this dude, I have the feeling that the superfriends' computer blurts out COSMIC THREAT when someone incorrectly claims an earned income credit for their 1040A.

I'm genuinely surprised Stardust The Super Wizard didn't show up at some point.

You know, when you said "Earth threatened by giant beard" I never for a second thought that that was what I was going to be seeing here.

It was exactly this.

There are times when I watch a video and think of a comment only to find someone else already made it. In this case, every comment here is that kind of comment.

Feel like that needlessly complicated Disintegrator Ray is probably Geof Darrow's fault, but I could be wrong.