The second one is a Durian Monster.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian

Durian is disgusting. Like many disgusting things, it lets you know by smelling godfuckingawful. Like many disgusting things, the Cantonese love it.

Oh yeah, the Chinese go CRAZY for Durian. It smells like rotten meat when you open it up though so most of the hotels there had "NO DURIAN" plaques in the rooms.

Not just hotels, subways if you're in Singapore

Also known as "pick a scent that sounds upper-class that few are likely to know from talcum powder with a hint of genitalia."

I got some Green Tea flavored Halls in Malaysia after getting a cold there, and I got about 10rolls on my way out of the country to take back.

Yeah, but I'd hardly be surprised if someone's MOUTH smelled like green tea!

That's so you don't know if they've just had green tea, a cough drop, or given a woman oral sex.

I ain't puttin no green tea stanky p up in my mouth.

baleen

I'm having a hard time coming up with an alternative campaign that would be as effective. This just might be a "fuck it and let the CEO's nephew run with his idea" thing.

Yes. Yes it was.

A durian fruit made out of dirty filthy vaginas.

retracting durian foreskin...

the only time I tried that fruit (just the durian btw) it was in a milkshake so the low temperature must have kept the stank to a minimum. it was pretty tasty.

i've smelled it in china... my god. (they have signs in certain places that show a durian fruit with a red X on it meaning it can't be consumed in the area) The only time i tried the meat it was in dried chip form, and there was absolutely no odor to it... I ended up eating the whole bag of them.

I never had it in a milkshake or dried chip form. I only had it raw. And it tastes as horrible as it smells.

you vapid jock sexhaver. i bet you vote rethuglican.

What?

I can't tell if you're serious, but since you asked, my Democratic voting record goes all the way back to Jimmy Carter, uninterrupted except for a Republican village trustee who was a personal friend of mine.

Sir, I have voted for every famous loser the Democratic party has put on the ballot. I voted for Mondale, Dukakis, and John Kerry. I voted for Jesse Jackson in the Maine caucuses, In 2008, I voted for a woman in the primary, and a black man in the general election. And when I was too young to vote, I rolled up my sleeves and passed out leaflets for George Fucking McGovern.

Looks like you were kidding, though. Never mind.

Liar!

About the voting thing, I mean.

In 2000, I got up at 6 to be the first person to vote in my precinct. I pulled the lever for Hillary Clinton (for Senate) and said out loud: "Fuck you, Trent Lott!"

I sort of wish it wasn't true.

I imagined that about you (just now). I have been with a woman where her nether odor was so intense that I literally got up from bed and went to the bathroom because I had to cough. She had had an operation a couple weeks earlier deep in there and there's a reason why they say no sex for 1 month.

That's awful. I hope she got better. I can't imagine what that would do to her self-esteem (And you right next to her)

I imagined the Cherry Pop Culture died from being boring

It's okay to tell somebody if you like them.

You know, I don't find this advertising offensive. Is the product itself a useless or bad thing? I have no idea, but I don't feel like this Ren and Stimpy cartoon is going to manipulate women's insecurities. Is any reasonable, intelligent woman going to watch this and say "Yes, my vulva does smell like a dead rotten fish"? It's all pretty abstract and ridiculous. I've seen much worse, advertising with women's faces being horrible and ashamed.



I'm not prepared to defend this opinion.

I thought I was the only one.