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quote via Andrew Fenlon:
"Paul Shaffer of Late Night with David Letterman is in a secret cult that forsakes masturbation and sex and worships the spiritual power of jazz-rock fusion. They follow the spiritual leadership of a man who calls himself "The Bhagavad Guitar Player" or "The Black Diamond Buddha" and plays guitar in a similar style to Alex Lifeson of the band Rush.

They call Munoz "bapu" or father, and he in turn assigns each member a unique name, such as "Savup Da" or "Ramalamadan." I know this because I was once informally invited to join this cult."

Old_Zircon
He takes you out there and he leaves you.