|John Holmes Motherfucker |
A true story about catnip
The first time I gave some wild catnip to my two cats, Oscar and Cecil, they chewed it all up, then fought ferociously over the last little bit, really going at it like a couple of drunken sailors. Oscar was always the more aggressive cat, but Cecil was bigger, and for the first time, Cecil bested Oscar decisively. You could tell Oscar had a serious case of kitty-butthurt over the whole thing. He was mad. I tried to stroke his head to calm him down. He wouldn't let me. He dashed off, jumped onto my bed, and took a shit right in the middle of my bed, looking me straight in the eye.
They didn't get any more catnip for a long long time.
|Black Napkins |
The sound was just a touch too good for my ears, which made the experience all the more wonderful.
i would like to eat your face off.... but as a hetreosexual friend... on bathsalt
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