Bhiu 
I saw a similar video to this in the early 90's. I distinctly remember them gluing sesame seeds onto the bun. They also cut out a portion of the burger for some reason I can't remember. They also went on a search for the perfect pickle and bun.
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muffinbutt And lipstick on strawberries, steam cooking a turkey with a fabric steam cleaner.
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misterbuns
So much to choose from!
The snide yet transparent sense of satisfaction that they adequately squashed the idea that advertising is about lying as much as semantically possible.
Her rehearsed yet plainly false enthusiasm about holding a hamburger. She handled that thing like it was a bleating, squirming lamb, fresh out of a steaming sheep vagina, reeking of blood and shit and covered in veiny membranes, all the while smiling and talking about how delicious it looked.
The fact that i mostly fuck dudes but that I couldn't stop thinking about fucking her empty grinning face until it felt something real.
The solemn vanity with which these people regard their common, simple and insidious career that any 1st year graphic design student or human born after 1989 could do. Seriously you'd think they were fucking operating the LHRC the way they talked about their job.
but in the end, the stars go to the food stylist not understanding the concept of Euclidean dimensions, then me remembering that he is a food stylist and being happy he found a way to make money.
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Hooker
McDonalds advertising is creating an unhealthy image of what a McDonalds hamburger looks like and is distorting our perception of what a real McDonalds hamburger looks like.
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Cherry Pop Culture
I haven't eaten at McDonald's in years. I know the company fluffs up the product, but I had no idea how time consuming it was.
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Comeuppance
No matter how you advertise fast food, it's still going to be prepared by people being paid too little to give a shit.
I like my hamburgers cooked well before hand and assembled with a sense of spite and a hint of hopeless depression.
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Jet Bin Fever The desperation adds a little something, doesn't it?
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Riskbreaker
D-FENS was right.
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