|John Holmes Motherfucker |
LIGHT THE POWER!
This must have been before he made his comeback on "Celebrity Wife Swap".
This is a point on the a plane, on which his career rests.
This is a point on a low plane, on which his career rests.
No lower than "Flava of Love".
Dead guy on the box is the mark of quality.
|The Mothership |
45 minutes from Vegas? So, like 40 miles on the freeway? So, like 3 gallons of gas and close to 2 hours travel time? to save some money on fireworks.
Flavor Flav still appeals to precisely the sort of individual who doesn't think like the above, and that is why this is a brilliant commercial.
Generally the reasons why fireworks places say "come buy from us" even though they take forever to get to is because they sell fireworks that either illegal in most areas around them, or they sell illegal fireworks law be damned anyway. There's tons of these places where I live. They all take about 45mins to an hour to get to from the city and, outwardly, there's no reason to bother, but then you go there and realize "oh yeah, it's just outside the city limits, so these tards sell mortar shells and shit to 13 year old kids."
Every thirteen year old kid should have tons of mortar shells every Fourth of July. I sincerely believe that.
Does Chuck D still answer his phone calls?
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