Xenocide 
"A woman accused of using god's word as a weapon!"
Yeah, that actually happens all the time.
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John Holmes Motherfucker
This story is so delicious that I'm not at all disappointed that there's no actual video of the beating.
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Oscar Wildcat
My Pastor, my dog, and my apple trees. The more I beat them, the better they be.
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memedumpster
Pastor beating should be a protected human right.
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dek863
Gives a new meaning to bible thumpers.
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Rodents of Unusual Size One of the best Halloween costumes I ever saw was a group of gay teenagers in SF making out while dressed as cowboys while the other two, male and female, dressed as Puritans, beat their hands on Bibles shouting NO! STOP IT! YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW! THAT IS NOT ALLOWED!
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candyheadrobot
I was really hoping it was a little old lady that did this, the only thing better would be if she screamed "where is your god" after she did it.
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Corpus Delectable
Proving once and for all the real effectiveness of God's Word.
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John Holmes Motherfucker
The power of Christ compels you!
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IrishWhiskey
From the title I thought it might be a pastor rapping or beat-boxing Bible verses.
Thank God it's just violence.
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boner
ACTION NEWS is right.
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Blue
Sooo... what was the disagreement about?
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Jet Bin Fever
Every line in this report is quotable and hilarious.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
I watched this coincidentally right after the Ark's new single "Breaking Up With God".
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Riskbreaker
Next time bring a heavier version of the bible to defend yourself.
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dead_cat If you can beat somebody upside the head with an entire braille bible, you might be the Hulk.
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Bort
"Pastor Beat" sounds like a public access show to win the kids back to Jesus.
"Pastor Beat with Bible" sounds like they added a mascot, most likely a gorilla wearing a baseball cap backwards.
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gravelstudios
whatever happened to the game where you have to figure out if a news story is real or the onion? This is a perfect candidate.
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