Old_Zircon History Channel, eh? I'm sure this is going to be thoughtful and accurate.
The Mothership I was hoping for some speculation about how alcohol was brought to Earth by ancient assonauts.
Dread Pirate Roberts Do I want to know what an 'assonaut' is? I don't think I do.
Adham Nu'man Oh yeah you do: http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=103461
Then click on the Giorgo Tsoukalos tag in the above link for further insight.
Dread Pirate Roberts Humans couldn't have found these addictive substances on their own. There is only one logical explanation for all of this that I know of. It has to be Aliens.
Old_Zircon I know someone who unironically believes that.
baleen There are plenty of people that hink Terrence McKenna is a genius.
Blue Can't find the mushrooms you're looking for? Here's a hint: Don't go hunting for magic mushrooms with a guy that uses the word "hallucinogenic".
chairsforcheap you keep making comments that greatly confuse me
Ursa_minor Yeah or psychotropic or psilocybin or psilocin or anything else vaguely accurate because only dumb motherfuckers who actually use the phrase "Magic Mushrooms" know how to find them. In fact, if you know the proper words for how, where, and what to find them in - give up Special Agent Smartypants, you've got no chance. Unless you keep your whiteguy dreads in a knitted bag, leave it to the professionals.
Blue The word is psychedelic. And yes, leave it to the professionals. I don't recommend doing mushrooms with people that aren't dirty hippies. Particularly if they are or might be cops.
The knitted bag/dreads thing makes the mushrooms think you're one of them and they'll feel safe enough to come out. That's mushroom hunting 101.