If you love Jesus and don't want people going to hell, they you need to give me money. And not like a pathetic little 0, I mean REAL money. Which will be used to recruit more people I can get money from.

And don't come whining about "Oh, I'm unemployed, sick, and trying to support my kids", or "I'm not a part of your church or religion". Not acceptable excuses. You just give more, and God will sort things out. I presume so anyway, because for some reason he's not sorting my finances out which is why I'm pressuring you.

They're giving prayers. Those are more valuable than any money they could give. Where's God? Did it turn out that he doesn't exist?

Reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ8hefESt7c

You know the only bright spot in this video for me is that if this cunt is right, Jesus is the son of god, and he has been more or less accurately quoted, he is properly fucked.

Matthew 23:

The scribes and the Pharisees sit in Moses' seat: 3All therefore whatsoever they bid you observe, that observe and do; but do not ye after their works: for they say, and do not. 4For they bind heavy burdens and grievous to be borne, and lay them on men's shoulders; but they themselves will not move them with one of their fingers. 5But all their works they do for to be seen of men: they make broad their phylacteries, and enlarge the borders of their garments, 6And love the uppermost rooms at feasts, and the chief seats in the synagogues, 7And greetings in the markets, and to be called of men, Rabbi, Rabbi. 8But be not ye called Rabbi: for one is your Master, even Christ; and all ye are brethren. 9And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven. 10Neither be ye called masters: for one is your Master, even Christ. 11But he that is greatest among you shall be your servant. 12And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.

13But woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye shut up the kingdom of heaven against men: for ye neither go in yourselves, neither suffer ye them that are entering to go in. 14Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.

You know how there are those who think that churches, not the government, should take over feeding the poor? The current SNAP budget is about 9 billion, and there are about 335,000 churches in the US. That means each and every church, great and small, would be responsible for 5,000 or so of charitable donations to the poor. Know any churches that could extract that from their base?

I much prefer our current system, where the funding pool consists of people from every walk of life: Christians, atheists, Zoroastrians, Sufis, Jedis, Bronies, Elvis impersonators, and corporations. Poverty is too big to trust with people who occasionally feel bad about a passage in Matthew for a couple hours.

A slightly less confrontational form of this sermon is given roughly twice a year at just about every church in the US. It's not noteworthy in any way.

One of these shitholes opened up in an empty Old Navy here. So many layers to the metaphor of Christianity's decline.

I thought this was another schizophrenic person with a youtube account when i voted for this in the hopper. I was right.