catpenis27 I made it to about 24 seconds before I was intensely aware that my penis was retracting at an alarming rate.
Jet Bin Fever This is the only modern recorded case of this happening in about 100 years, so considering all the other scary shit to avoid in the Amazon, this one should be pretty low on your list. I know people always make a big issue out of something getting in their penis, but statistically it's a lot less dangerous than malaria, yellow fever, or leishmaniasis.
TimidAres The Panama Canal would have been completed faster if the workers werent so worried about their penises.
Jeriko-1 I'm not sure of the motives of this fish. I mean it crawls into a peehole and dies. How does this benefit the fish in any way?
Louis Armstrong The motives of the fish are to find nice catfish gills and eat it's blood. It detects them because fish take care of metabolic waste( pee) through their gills. Unfortunately for all party's it seeks out dick when your peeing in the water.
memedumpster Fuck you, everyone who ever told me this sort of thing didn't happen.
Robin Kestrel Brought to you by The Head of John the Baptist's penis.
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