|godot - 2012-07-21 |
Surely there are some underemployed David Attenborough impersonators the Onion could have tapped.
|Binro the Heretic - 2012-07-21 |
Zebras are, in truth, pretty bad-ass. Plenty of nature documentaries have footage of zebras crippling and/or killing lions, hyenas, wild dogs and even crocodiles. Their hooves can shatter bones and they have a vicious bite.
Gazelles, on the other hand, are the popcorn chicken of the veldt.
|memedumpster - 2012-07-22 |
Zebras are mean, I saw one kick a donkey's ass at a petting zoo because I fed the wrong one first.
|Callamon - 2012-07-22 |
The last line was pretty good.
|craptacular - 2012-07-22 |
Zebra wait on the pantry shelf that is the African plain
|Jet Bin Fever - 2012-07-22 |
I love that the Onion is making such a variety of good new material and not just the faux news.
|Rudy - 2012-07-23 |
Five for the hippos' zebra buffet pool party.
|Syd Midnight - 2012-07-27 |
I like the "confusing to Americans" pronunciation joke. Zed for zebra.
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