Somehow, the singing is worse than in the first video, so six stars, minus one for the lack of sexy cowboys.
Somehow this woman convinced (read: paid) an entire downtown-ish district to vacate itself for her own convenience.
It's not that hard. Lots of nice parts of crappy cities are ghost towns on weekends.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
I feel like this is the kind of woman I might meet at ourtime.com.
I feel like this is the kind of woman I might meet at Cracker Barrel
Heh, at first I was expecting a cover of the Can song.
I remember that Rebecca Black song got ridiculed much more than this. Why is that? Why isn't this trash an international sensation?
John Holmes Motherfucker
I notice that the youtube comments aren't being mean at all. From one of the more critical:
"On the other hand, you automatically approve comments and I respect that!"
I don't understand it, but I'm glad. She seems like a nice lady and I wish her well.
Rebecca Black was a high schooler, and every high schooler wants to be a music star but most know they're not capable of singing well. Ms. Black said "fuck it" and her whole generation let her know what they thought of it.
This lady? People her age don't give a shit, they might buy her CD if it was sitting in Starbucks.
Voice of an angel (gargling battery acid).
Only she could manage to make a music video look and feel like a political campaign ad. I suspect the editor and photographer are to blame. Still, she put all she had into this, I can tell.
|The Head of John the Baptist |
Just the coffee, please.
Where's the "white people" tag at?
First I was just gonna make a comment about how scary the shambling racoon-zombie thing was. Then I thought it would be funny to set the first shots of her walking to Thriller on youtubedoubler. Then I realized I couldn't make her video play muted, so I gave up and I'm just listening to the entire Thriller album.
After watching this, I can't believe we all made so much fun of Friday.
I'm sorry Rebecca. You really aren't the worst singer in the world with a well financed music video.
|Billy the Poet |
There is not frame of this video that doesn't promote values that I abhor.
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