Billy the Poet
Sexy Fireman's cocktail recipe appears to be flat pouring tequila out of an open-necked bottle for about 10 seconds. Any sex you have with a woman after that is a felony everywhere but Texas.

John Holmes Motherfucker
He's making a pitcher of margaritas. See other videos on the channel for his recipe.

Billy the Poet
You, uh, watch a lot of sexy fireman videos there, JHM?

John Holmes Motherfucker
Not as a rule, but I've watched every single one on this channel more than a once.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Actually, just to be clear, Billy, I would gladly have sex with this man. When I was in my prime, I could have taught him a whole new meaning to the term "first responder".