There were conspiracy theorists out in full force before the bodies were cold. It's because nothing just happens anymore... everything is some sort of conspiracy. There isn't even just ONE conspiracy theory:

http://gawker.com/5928451/here-are-the-most-insane-aurora-shoo ting-conspiracy-theories

Though I'm not sure what this one supposed to mean. Do they want us to think they didn't catch the right guy or what? By accident? On purpose? Neither explains what anyone would gain from this.

It's all science's fault. Ever since science invented the internet and the recording of data, it's removed all of the meaning of life's events, showing that a lot of stuff that was thought to be luck, fate, or the hand of a just deity are nothing but random things that just happen. Any patterns seen are projections by the viewer.

The last straw was when the whole "famous deaths come in threes" thing was shown to be another false pattern, and the crazies went diving deep for meaning, not satisfied until they'd convinced themselves that everything is the result of gangstalkers, cults, government conspiracies, reverse-vampires, reptiloids, and the Illuminaiti.

I thought it was part of the mkultra lsd mind control theory that was catching on. Because B. Hussein Obama is trying to advance a gun control agenda. Operation Fast and Furious is also part of this grand plan. CONNECT THE DOTS, SHEEPLE!

Fuckin' magnets...

Who will be the Danny Bonoduce for these truthers?

Dude, the NRA had already been throwing out shit within 15 minutes of it happening. This all fits into their narrative of Obama as anti-gun maverick, which he hasn't been and clearly won't ever be.

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