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Two of the best starers of the silver screen.
"Let's hear you call Boris Karloff a cocksucker."
BULLSHIT! I'M READY!
wait wait wait... Bela you are suppose to go first! YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU ARE THE WHITE PIECES!
Now how the fuck am I suppose to judge Bela's opening move when he's all "Durrr, go ahead an make your move Black" ?
(Simple, we shall call that the "Bela's Opening"... quite possibly the worst move in the game of chess)
why do the white pieces always get to move first? huh? racist.
He's a vampire. They think in black.
I haven't played chess since I was eleven, and I know that white goes first. Neither of these men has ever played a game of chess in their lives.
Bela doesn't hate the Jews, so doesn't know how to play chess.
The "Film Star's Frolic"? That sounds like a manly event!