Vaidency Don't suffer the terrible fate of those two people at 1:15! Always run, hide or fight any time someone you don't know approaches you; they might be about to pull out a weapon and go on a rampage!
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I wonder how well this advice will work when it's Department of Homeland Security agents rather than a random shooter. These days that seems like an increasingly likely scenario.
"Encourage others to come with you, but don't let them slow you down with indecision"
Oddly enough, Houston is Forbes "coolest city" and America's fattest for years running.
Oscar Wildcat Be sure to tell your rival for that management spot that the candy machine in the lobby is broken and you can get candy from it for free!
STABFACE That was probably my favorite part. That or at 2:18 when it looked like he was going to steal that dude's bike.
Oscar Wildcat Also dragging a hipster around by the ipod earbuds. That's just a good idea anytime.
Blue See, that guy was totally justified in ditching his wife and kids.
Blue This entire video is unnecessary. Why even make it?
In the event of a mass shooting, do exactly what your instincts tell you. How much money did this cost? Are we paying for this shit?
Blue Although I guess they do deserve some credit for giving out advice that won't cause you to asphyxiate your family.
STABFACE To answer your question, the money to make this video came from a Homeland Security grant so yes, you are paying for it.
Homeland Security has pretty much always been about sending porky cash to favored districts. Remember back in 2005ish when it turned out that Indiana had the most terrorist targets out of any state in the union?
Twitch I like the improvised weapons part. I don't think any of those things are going to stop a shotgun, though.
Blue I love it how they don't actually tell you what will and won't stop a bullet. If I kick over the break room table will it shield me? Why does that even work in movies?
Oscar Wildcat It really depends on the caliber of the gun and the type of ammunition the paranoid schizophrenic is constitutionally bearing.
Rudy Well what if your co-worker ISN'T Charley from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? What then?
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