Billy the Poet The thing about being a "pastor" is that it requires no theological education whatsoever.
TheSupafly I can confirm more than that. It qualifies you as a shrink, a career adviser, marriage counselor, and all around important opinion guy without any qualifications whatsoever!
My dad became one late in life and seems to be reveling in all the respect it gets him; suddenly his first name has mysteriously become his last name, and his new first name is officially "Pastor".
Eroticus E Turns out God's not real. As you were, folks.
Hooker He's right. Name me a civilization that respected homosexuals and lasted until the end of time.
Xenocide Doesn't this imply that EVERYONE would get gay married if given half a chance?
Because I lived in a state that allowed it for awhile, and not once did I feel like wedding a dude. What's wrong with me?
Vaidency You must not be a dude. It's the only explanation.
glendower Yes, because the problem with civilization right now is that there is not enough procreation.
Cena_mark Why do Christians still use procreation as an argument? There's 7 billion of us, we conquered most childhood diseases, and 2% of our population provides the food for the rest of it. I'm sure our scientific advances in agriculture and medicine more than counteract the dent put in our population growth by gays.
Billy the Poet It makes a lot more sense when you understand that to them "civilization" = "whites."
Jet Bin Fever Yep, everyone else just lives in grass huts going 'ooga booga' all the time. If we only had more whites procreating with other whites... oh what a world it would be!
erratic "Civilization is going to destroy itself! I'd better send a flood to wipe them out to keep that from happening!"
Oscar Wildcat We had to destroy the village in order to save it.
dek863 If the gays are having sex and getting married, then I can't get an erection anymore.
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