Rodents of Unusual Size
So in the future, whites will die off in hordes because it gets hot, from cancer. And then...

"In this future world, Eden Newman’s father works at Bramford’s laboratory where he creates the evolutionary technology that will enable mankind to survive “The Heat.” The experiment involves the creation of a hybrid human with the combined traits of great predators that are able to survive in extreme environments.

Bramford is a hero for funding this technology, and for risking his life to adapt. He becomes the first hybrid man-beast, and in doing so, begins the process of mankind going back to nature, reclaiming the land, saving Earth.

In the second book, Adapting Eden, Save The Pearls Part Two, Eden only wants to adapt into a hybrid human like Bramford so they can be two of a kind and, like Adam and Eve, restart the human race. "

This chick is also a furry. Glory be.

Racketeer
Why don't they just engineer all the white people to have dark skin? It would be much less of a hassle.

Rodents of Unusual Size
No, see being a goat girl is superior to being black. Hey wait I think this book might be racist!

Kabbage
"Why are whites called Pearls, while blacks are called Coals? Imagine a gritty, post-apocalyptic world where all that matters is survival. What good will a pearl do you when luxury items have no use? Coal has energy, fire, and real value. It is durable and strong, not easily crushed like a pearl. Pearl is a pejorative term here. Coals are admired. Coals oppress Pearls because they fear that those with light skin will add to a population unable to survive “The Heat,” and drain meager resources."

This is some next-level backpedaling

kingarthur
My mind broke and I couldn't stop laughing when I heard "...and my dog Austin too!"

Rudy
It's all clicks and whistles to me.

STABFACE
Stars for True Forced Honkiness.

fedex
yes stars for that

Koda Maja
Blackface on or off?

Paracelsus
Blackface off, Clown face on.

Billy the Poet
Have we tried blackface on, clown face on?