|chairsforcheap - 2012-08-05 |
visit a farm
|misterbuns - 2012-08-05 |
Name your Game Development Company the dumbest thing ever.
|candyheadrobot - 2012-08-05 |
Tame a chicken.
|StanleyPain - 2012-08-05 |
I don't know where they got this music, but it's a wholesale rip-off of "Damask Rose" by Vangelis, which was used as part of the Blade Runner soundtrack. Someone sampled the entire track it sounds like, pitchshifted it up a bit, and then layered some other stuff other it (including drums).
I mention this because not only is it ironic that a "Christian" game trailer should be using stolen music, but the first trailer for this game (which doesn't seem to be on the net anymore?) used Carmina Burana by Carl Orff which is FOR SURE intellectual property. But hey, stealing shit for Jesus is totally cool, bro.
Stolen music by the person who brought us "Aphrodite's Child: 666" and scored the movie Sex Power.
|The Mothership - 2012-08-05 |
high quality graphics setting.
immediately followed by lag and chop.
|Kieran27 - 2012-08-05 |
Chickens... Candles.... Bunnies! Let's buy something!
I really have no clue what you're supposed to do in this game. None at all.
|memedumpster - 2012-08-05 |
Massively Moronic Orthodox Religious Propaganda Game
|blue vein steel - 2012-08-05 |
this looks like shit, but i think making a mmorpg set in the ancient Mediterranean/ middle east using biblical mythology is actually a potentially good idea
and in tech news, blueveinsteel productions is still struggling to replace the dozens of employees killed or seriously injured in the latest wave of attacks over the 'nerfing' of the imam class
|Old_Zircon - 2012-08-05 |
I really want this to succeed. Imagine the trolling.
PROTECT THE CHOOSEN ONE!
Who's the choosen one?
No you're not!
|Millard - 2012-08-05 |
The great discovery here is that there's actually a Christian version of Kickstarter:
Funded of ,000.00
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2012-08-05 |
That's a lot of skin exposed for a Christian woman. Ass hugging jeans too.
blue vein steel
they are obviously striving for biblical authenticity
|kamlem - 2012-08-05 |
The reason the engine is so advanced is revealed in the comments...
you have changed your engine again I see?
Looking good tho :)
~fruitcase777 4 weeks ago
Yes, due to impassable road blocks in development we had to change or quit, and God provided us a solution so we made the change. It is a change for the better. We are thankful for God's provision of this new engine.
~tinyzoo in reply to fruitcase777 4 weeks ago
I hate to tell them this, but I think the upcoming Unreal 4 engine is the only one that looks like it was coded by God. That, or whatever Pixar uses.
See, all George Broussard needed to do to avoid being fired was just say it was "the will of God."
|OxygenThief - 2012-08-05 |
I think the best spell Jesus can get in this is Create Food and Water.
|dead_cat - 2012-08-06 |
Visit a farm
Tame a chicken
Fruits and veggies
Ride a boat
Watch boats go by
Cheer sportsmen on
Finally, they have perfected an MMORPG for Godly Christian Young Women
Be owned by your father until he sells you to your arranged husband
Have no legal rights
Slaughter tame pet chicken to feed visiting guests
The possibilities in gameplay are limited!
|Jet Bin Fever - 2012-08-06 |
Satan has all the good games.
|themilkshark - 2012-08-06 |
Thank you God for this terribly boring game.
|Pillager - 2012-08-06 |
I'm only playing this if I get Mary Magdalene as a mount.
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