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Desc:The other Visions video is dead, so here's their latest, including biblical bare midriffs and pets.
Category:Video Games, Religious
Tags:christians, MMORPG, it came from the desert, visions, faithstarter
Submitted:SteamPoweredKleenex
Date:08/06/12
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Comment count is 31
chairsforcheap
visit a farm
misterbuns
Be white.
dead_cat
Name your Game Development Company the dumbest thing ever.

candyheadrobot
Tame a chicken.
StanleyPain
I don't know where they got this music, but it's a wholesale rip-off of "Damask Rose" by Vangelis, which was used as part of the Blade Runner soundtrack. Someone sampled the entire track it sounds like, pitchshifted it up a bit, and then layered some other stuff other it (including drums).
I mention this because not only is it ironic that a "Christian" game trailer should be using stolen music, but the first trailer for this game (which doesn't seem to be on the net anymore?) used Carmina Burana by Carl Orff which is FOR SURE intellectual property. But hey, stealing shit for Jesus is totally cool, bro.
Old_Zircon
Stolen music by the person who brought us "Aphrodite's Child: 666" and scored the movie Sex Power.

The Mothership
high quality graphics setting.


immediately followed by lag and chop.
Old_Zircon
In all fairness, there was plenty of that in the regular mode too.

Kieran27
Chickens... Candles.... Bunnies! Let's buy something!

I really have no clue what you're supposed to do in this game. None at all.
memedumpster
Massively Moronic Orthodox Religious Propaganda Game
blue vein steel
this looks like shit, but i think making a mmorpg set in the ancient Mediterranean/ middle east using biblical mythology is actually a potentially good idea
CJH
and in tech news, blueveinsteel productions is still struggling to replace the dozens of employees killed or seriously injured in the latest wave of attacks over the 'nerfing' of the imam class

Redford
Tale in the Desert was an enjoyable game if you enjoyed that sort of thing, for example. The game was totally based on the acquisition of resources and the use of them to better your own stead and that of Egypt. The closest the game had to combat was a tactical military card game. Most of the other challenges were... unique. For example, to complete the challenge of trust, you had to make a vault, fill it with valuable shit, and then make five keys. Four of those keys you gave to people you trusted. If, after a month, no one had used their key to open the vault to steal the stuff in it, you completed the challenge.

This seems like it's trying to reach at that, but failing totally.

Old_Zircon
I really want this to succeed. Imagine the trolling.
Father Avalanche
FARMS CLOSED

Riskbreaker
PROTECT THE CHOOSEN ONE!
Who's the choosen one?
I am!
No you're not!

Mr. Purple Cat Esq.
@Zircon ...OMG your right!
+ you'd probably have power gamers who have no particular beliefs just min-maxing it and dominating cus that is what they do.

SteamPoweredKleenex
It'd be fun if we could stop their view counter at 666.

Millard
The great discovery here is that there's actually a Christian version of Kickstarter:

https://www.faithfunder.com/uproject.php?fpv=NzQ2MjUz

$285.00
Funded of $25,000.00
Millard
(After almost a month, even.)

SteamPoweredKleenex
They'd better add more varieties of chicken as an incentive.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
That's a lot of skin exposed for a Christian woman. Ass hugging jeans too.
blue vein steel
they are obviously striving for biblical authenticity

kamlem
The reason the engine is so advanced is revealed in the comments...


Hey,
you have changed your engine again I see?
Looking good tho :)
~fruitcase777 4 weeks ago

Yes, due to impassable road blocks in development we had to change or quit, and God provided us a solution so we made the change. It is a change for the better. We are thankful for God's provision of this new engine.
~tinyzoo in reply to fruitcase777 4 weeks ago
SteamPoweredKleenex
I hate to tell them this, but I think the upcoming Unreal 4 engine is the only one that looks like it was coded by God. That, or whatever Pixar uses.

StanleyPain
See, all George Broussard needed to do to avoid being fired was just say it was "the will of God."

OxygenThief
I think the best spell Jesus can get in this is Create Food and Water.
dead_cat
Visit a farm

Tame a chicken

Go shopping

Fruits and veggies

Ride a boat

Watch boats go by

Cheer sportsmen on



Finally, they have perfected an MMORPG for Godly Christian Young Women


Be owned by your father until he sells you to your arranged husband

Have no legal rights

Slaughter tame pet chicken to feed visiting guests



The possibilities in gameplay are limited!
Jet Bin Fever
Satan has all the good games.
themilkshark
Thank you God for this terribly boring game.
Pillager
I'm only playing this if I get Mary Magdalene as a mount.
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