Baldr I was trying to figure out when Pat Robertson transitioned from force for evil to crazy old loveable grandad, and I think it was when I couldn't imagine him voting anymore.
I just can't see him waking up long enough to figure out that punchcard before the polls close.
Jet Bin Fever Athiests, Muslims, Wiccans, etcetc... so many boogeymen for fundies to choose from.