Just take my stars. God, they each have their own technique and everything.
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
Somewhere, someone, somehow... is fappin' to this. Just let that ruin humanity for you a little bit.
I know I am.
What? That pizza is hot!
|Spaceman Africa |
You win, Internet.
All that pizza gone to waste!
5 stars anyway for the synchronized orgasms.
|Father Avalanche |
jesus. shitfucking. christ.
|Meatsack Jones |
Heroes in a Circle Jerk indeed.
I LOVE BEING A TURTLE
|The Mothership |
The real Secret of the Ooze.
|Shoebox Joe |
This is the episode where Splinter references Karate Kid, right?
Holy motherfucking fuck! This is part of a fucking exhibition. This shit is in a gallery somewhere in the UK. There's a mural of an ninja turtle amputee, and if you look into it's asshole, this is what you see.
Next to it is a mural of Leonardo taking a shit. If you look into his dickhole you will see another video. It starts out with Michelangelo and Donatello making out. Then they start pissing on Raphael's severed head. Then Donatello cuts the head in half and they both fuck their halves of the skull. Then shit gets weird.
Really fucking weird.
"Hey guys, I just got this awesome idea for a YouTube video!"
No, I'm not kidding. There's a fucking kickstarter to bring this to a museum in Philadelphia.
The preview image is more than enough.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Jesus, Donatello, it's not a race.
TEENAGE MUTANT 'BATIN' TURTLES
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